I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
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Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
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MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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