you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
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she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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