carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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