You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
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eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
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This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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