Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
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Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
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Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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