brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
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Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
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My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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