We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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