how can u be prego again
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
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I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
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Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize