just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
I had to cum in my sink.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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