Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
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everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
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He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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