I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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