it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
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Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
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Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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