why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
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