toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
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i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
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Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I have feelings that need drinking.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
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