So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
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threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
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Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
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