Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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