belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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