if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
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