first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
two words: eviction party
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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