well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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