yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
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True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
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My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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