All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
its liver damage thursday
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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