My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
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