is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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