Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I fill condoms, not promises.
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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