quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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