How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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