So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
We need to rekindle our bromance
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
