I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
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