So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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