I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
Randomize
