The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
Randomize