I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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