I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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