yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
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you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
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The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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