Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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