I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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