he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
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God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
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He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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