quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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