"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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