You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
