how can u be prego again
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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