I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
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but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
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He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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