i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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