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You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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