You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
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That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
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And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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