So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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