is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
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i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
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i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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