I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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