he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
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Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
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Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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