i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
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i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
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Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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