she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
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Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
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The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
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