Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
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That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
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Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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