she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
then he tried to convert me to islam
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
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