Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
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he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
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I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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