what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
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