ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
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