Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
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He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
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Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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