But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
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Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
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I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
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