let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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