Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
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